belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
3 2 1 whiskey
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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