I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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