Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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