He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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