he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
His nipple licking is glorious
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