I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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