and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im holly from the hills drunk
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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