Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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