how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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