Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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