Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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