quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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