Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
