It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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