This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
