That's when you crack a 10am beer
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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