areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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