He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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