making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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