I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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