her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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