he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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