I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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