What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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