Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
