i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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