mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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