WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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