and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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