id be glad to
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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