So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So much rum. So many feels.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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