why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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