Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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