it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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