I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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