i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My dad is sitting where you rode me
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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