found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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