It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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