Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize