their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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