So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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