Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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