yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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