It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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