People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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