so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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