your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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