There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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