And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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