i don't plan on having that self control this summer
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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