She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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