we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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